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The Bear Ponders

I've taken this down for a bit.

Blame it on the spammers.

Message after message about increasing the length of my penis. If only they knew I was already a good inch and a half. The knobs.

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The Answers

This is the page which features the answers to the questions you have asked me. Do not use this information in a court of law. more

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The Raffle

Details of the massive f*cking raffle, the list of prizes, links, background & what not. Don't be tight It's only £2.50 a ticket. more

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The Auction

How it all began. The listing, the outcome and more on the sordid affair with the page 3 girl. I made that bit up. more