This website is brought to you by the idiot who listed the urine-free wetsuit on eBay.

You're probably thinking “what is he on about?” or “what a knob”
I will try to enlighten you, I listed a wetsuit on eBay, people came from far and wide to read about it and ask me questions. The auction ended so I started this website. I'm sure it's all clear now. Just ask me a question or eat some crisps.
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